Man with Wooden Leg Escapes Prison
Man with wooden leg escapes prison. He's caught. They take his wooden leg away from him. Each day he must cross a large hill and win a wide river to get to the field where he must work all day on one leg. This goes on for a year. At the Christmas party they give him back his leg. Now he doesn't want it. His escape is all planned. It requires only one leg.
~ James Tate
